Jokes
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Jokes |
Many Captains like to tell a joke or anecdote to finish off their speech. This is a small, but growing, list of ones we have heard and liked. Where possible we have given attribution, both to the person who told it to us and the original source, but in many cases this detail is lost in time.
The emoticons indicate the webmaster's judgement:
:-)) great :-) good :-| hmmm :-( maybe not
* a bit saucy ** distinctly risque *** blue!
| :-)) | Two bowlers | |
| :-)) | ** | Four Bells |
| :-) | Ship-Wrecked Bowlers | |
| :-) | * | Sniffer Dog |
| :-)) | * | It's my Birthday |
| :-)) | Bears! | |
| :-)) | The Foul-Mouthed Parrot | |
| :-)) | The Missing Frying-Pan | |
| :-) | * | Super Sex |
| :-)) | Sharing | |
| :-) | A Job at the Zoo | |
| :-)) | ** | The Faithful Wife |
| :-)) | Crocodiles | |
| various! | Quickies - a selection of short gags | |
| :-) | The Bank Alarm | |
| :-) | * | Man With An Ostrich |
| :-)) | * | Skinny-dipping |
| :-)) | * | Novel Contraception |
| :-)) | * | The Bank President's testicles |
| :-)) | The Talking Frog | |
| :-) | Immorality | |
| :-)) | * | The Outdoor Girl |