The Outdoor Girl

Remembered by the webmaster and told at Pelhams BC whilst on tour in 2007

A single male bowler, on tour, was wandering round the town and went into a pub. He met a very attractive girl and started chatting to her. Suddenly she said to him "Let's go and make love!"

Hardly believing his luck he left the pub with her. "I love the outdoors", she said, let's do it here in the park.

Being somewhat timid, and believing there were bylaws and such like, the bowler insisted they went back to his hotel room.

"But I love the outdoors", she said, "it really turns me on."

Being a practical sort of chap the bowler suggests turning on the hairdryer in the room, setting it to cold, and playing it through the girl's hair.

"Oh yes!" say says, "It's just like the breeze blowing though my hair" and starts to undress.

"Can we make love now?" he asks.

"No" she says, "leave the hair-dryer on the bedside table, blowing on my face, and climb up on top of the wardrobe with the kettle." Not sure where this is going the bowler complies and is delighted that the girl removes the rest of her clothes and lies on the bed.

"Can we make love now?" ... "No, sprinkle water over me like gentle rain." He does so and she starts moaning appreciatively."

"Can we make love now?" ... "No, this is like lying in a spring meadow, feeling the gentle rain ... I'm so aroused."

"Me too", he says, "Can we make love now?"

"Not yet", she says, writhing about. "Reach down with your foot and flick the light switch on and off like lightning, then kick the wardrobe door with your other foot like thunder."

He obliges and she writhes more energetically and moans seductively.

He flicks the switch more and more, bangs the wardrobe door more loudly and splashes more water over the girl's naked body.

"Can we make love now?" he asks, somewhat impatiently.

She replies ... "What!, in this weather?"