Immorality

Received by email

God was looking down from Heaven one day & he thought what an immoral bunch they are down below. So he sent an angel down for a report, the angel went back and said "95% of the people are really immoral and 5% are on the verge".

God was most displeased so he sent another angel to check on things. The angel returned with the same report.

God thought about this and decided that the best thing to do was to send an email to the 5% on the verge of immorality, in the hope that the message would put them back on track. And do you know what the email said?

No I didn't get one either!