The Talking Frog

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An elderly bowler had gone off for a day's fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say, "pick me up. " He looked around and could not see anyone and thought he was dreaming. Then he heard the voice again, "pick me up."

He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog. "Are you talking to me?" he asked.

"Yes" said the frog "I'm talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and will give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures that you have ever dreamed of."

He looked at the frog for a short time, then reached over and picked it up carefully and placed it in his front breast pocket.

The frog said, "What? Are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "At my age I'd I'm quite happy with a talking frog."