Skinny Dipping

Heard on the Sarah Kennedy show on BBC radio 2

An Australian farmer had dammed a stream that ran though a remote area of his farm and created a pool. He planted fruit trees and created a lovely shady oasis.

As the pool was some distance form the farm he didn't visit it that often, but one day decided he would walk down to the pool. He took along a bucket to collect some fruit.

On approaching the pool he noticed three ladies skinny-dipping in the pool ... let's say it was the Lilleshall ladies triples team!

Not wanting to alarm them, the farmer called out as he neared the pool.

The ladies promptly swam to the deep side of the pool and called back "Go away, we're not coming out until you leave!"

"Ladies" he said, "I don't mind you swimming in my pool. I'm not here to make you get out of the water ... I've just come down to feed the crocodile!"