The Faithful Wife

Heard in its original form on the Terry Wogan Show on Radio 2, attributed to the late, great, Les Dawson.
Reworked here by the webmaster - change names or positions to suit your club. Use with discretion!

A bowler returns home from the club and says to his wife (also a bowler) "You know you really are a fanstastic wife. I probably haven't said it enough but I do love you and I really appreciate that you have always been faithful to me."

"I hadn't really recognised that," he continued "until I was talking to the President today. Do you know he told me that the Vice-Captain has slept with every woman in the Club except one?"

His wife stops what she's doing, smiles and says ... "I bet it's the Ladies Secretary - miserable cow!"