Super Sex!

Heard by the webmaster from his good friend Ken Tooth

A well-respected member of a bowling club in his early nineties decides he will go on his Club's tour for the first time. The other members are delighted, but a few of the rascals decide to play a trick on the old chap.

They club together and engage the services of a lady of 'ill-repute' who appears in the hotel bar that evening. She goes up to the senior member and says "Hi big boy! Your friends have arranged a treat for you ... I'm here to offer you super sex. What would you like?"

The old chap is a bit taken aback, and pauses while he considers his answer.

After a few seconds he decides ... "I'll have the soup."