Sniffer Dog

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A chap was in his airline seat, awaiting take-off, when a man sat down alongside him with a small scruffy dog on his lap. The first man was surprised, but said nothing.

As the flight progressed the man's curiosity got the better of him and he asked:

"Excuse me. I'm very surprised you were allowed to bring your dog onto the flight without a travelling box."

"Oh yes!" said the owner, "you see he's a highly trained sniffer dog, so I get special dispensation from the airline. I'll show you."

He whispers in the dog's ear and the dog runs off up the aisle of the plane. A few minutes later it returns, jumps into the man's lap and licks his left cheek three times.

"Ah!" said the man, "that means he's found drugs in row three, on the left hand side."

He whispers to the dog again and off it goes, shortly to return and jump into his lap and lick his right cheek seven times.

"More drugs" said the man, "row seven, right hand side."

Once more he whispers in the dog's ear and the dog runs off towards the back of the plane. In a shot it is back, jumps onto the man's lap and craps on him.

"Oh no!" said the man - "he's found a bomb!"